dampsandwich:

I love every single one of you except for some of you

• real life: *gets ignored*
• internet: *gets ignored*

styliferous:

pigeonsatan:

orbitars:

how to summon pigeon satan:

• draw pentagram
• sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram

ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ

(Source: ridicarus)

bryantgolden:

Can we talk about how the voice of this guy:

Is the voice of this guy:

and that even before the game is out, I can’t stop thinking “Excaaalibuuur!”

jessiphia:

Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

if you think otherwise grow up